I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You were trust falling into bushes
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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