Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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