We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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