Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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