I think i sorta joined a cult last night
handjob tips. give me some.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I love you.
Bad choice
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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