? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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