At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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