we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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