Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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