i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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