so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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