She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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