Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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