If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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