Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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