It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize
