can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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