You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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