Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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