i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If that was your dad, he is hot
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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