i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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