How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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