I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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