trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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