that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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