i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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