We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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