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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.

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(214): View more from Texas

I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.

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(760): View more from California

He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.

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(303): View more from Colorado

there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'

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(616): View more from Michigan

i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.

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(571): View more from Virginia

I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king

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(410): View more from Maryland

I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.

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(830): View more from Texas

So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life

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