Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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