saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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