Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
