dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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