Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
my poor anus
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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