Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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