My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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