if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
