I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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