That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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