I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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