i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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