Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
did you just send me my own nude
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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