at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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