matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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