Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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