she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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