Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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