Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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