which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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