Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
sex in a hospital.. check
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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