barbara walters just said penis...
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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