Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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