yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
