Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
You made out with two different species that night
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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