thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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