She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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